Painting begins...

Howdy. Tomorrow is a big day for me, I'm going to Home Depot to pick out paint chips. It is almost like tomorrow is Christmas.. I can barely sleep because of all the excitement. I can't decide what I should wear, its between butch, coveralls outfits or feminine dress, please help me mister. I'm leaning towards coveralls... when in Rome mentality for shore.

Here are things I'm going to get: 1. Home Depot painters how to book 2. a full on painters suit. Complete with the white hazmat suit and white painters hat, I am super excited to say the least 3. paint chips. This is really the least of my worries, I'm planning on taking ever sample paint chip and putting them in my huge purse like a clepto. I love free things. 5. Painting supplies, which is hard for me to tell you what those things are right now, because I know nothing until I read my how to book. 6. many awkward stares while I'm pretending to take a shit in the fake toilets.

My parents have been a little reluctant to let me start this endeavor. I keep asking my mom, Paula, "so how we gunna do this thing" and she really hesitatingly says "welllll..... we neeed to talk to your father and discuss exactly what we are doing..." The bitch is putting me off. Have no fear, I usually nag them until I get what I want. I know that sounds like a total brat, but fuck, I learn from my mom. I don't blame my parents for being, lets say, extra cautious. Refer to the pictures of my last painting project.





And that folks is how the cookie crumbles.

So tomorrow my adventure starts.... Stay with me people...

Hulia