It's that time again......

WHOA, I'm back! It has been months since my last blog. So long that I didn't remember my last postings. It's hard to channel creative energy when your busy. Don't look so shocked... I HAVE BEEN BUSY! No, I haven't just been napping and living a life a luxury like most unemployed people do... I have been giving back to my community and ya know.... things.

The goal for this blog is to try different things and eventually find something that I'm good at, or actually like doing. For the past year and a half I have been searching for my niche in life. Its not an easy task. Although my plan was to try manual labor, different creative projects, and things that I should know how to do anyway (i.e, fix a flat tire or go normal on a first date). I failed because I didn't actually do anything I was planning on. I was not made for hard labor or anything domestic. If you remember, my first plan of attack was to paint my sisters old bedroom. Here is a recap on how that worked out: I patched half a wall. I also tried to fix a hole in my partigan* and it was fixed until I washed it and it was the holy (yes it is holy) partigan again. This blog hasn't gone the way I intended it to go, but I have done some positive things I would like to share with you in a picture blog.

In this time off from writing I have...

Coached a middle school softball team. IT WAS AWESOME! This, by far, is the best thing I have done in years. I realized that I could see myself working with kids, which has encouraged me to go back to school. I finally figured out what I could do with my life because of my bad news bears softball team. On the other note my talent in NOT field maintenance.

This was my first time.... not great as you can see.


This was my second time. Apparently, in slowpitch softball there aren't supposed to be pitchers circle. You can't tell but this circle is about 3/4th of the infield.


Practice makes perfect, my friends. Although the season ended before I actually did a good job lining the field... there was a lot of improvement.



Here are some other things I have been doing these past couple of months.....

Snuggling in my snuggie. Tenderoni may look like he wants nothing to do with me or the snuggie, he is actually very fond of the snuggie. He likes that my hands are free to pet him at his discretion.


I did a puzzle.


I drew pictures of peni (that islatin for lots of penis).


I drank a canned drink popular amongst college students. Four Loko. You will be drunk after a sip and yes, grape flavor is the best.


I sat in the park and sang the full house theme.



And of course I drank.......


and drank.....



drank some more....



and then drank...........



My promise to you, my dear followers.. I promise to blog in a timely manner and most importantly, I promise to never be sober on a Saturday.

PEACE BITCHES!

*partigan: the cardigan I party in