....and we're off!!! I should be sleeping now, but I'm watching the glorious SOAP network hit TV show "Southern Bells." I am annoyed. These women are nightmares! My personal favorite is Emily, she is *enter southern accent* about as dumb as a rock. Here are some of her favorite pastimes: looking at herself in the mirror with her puffed out over collagen injected lips, fighting for her creditability, fighting with her parents at dinner before prayer time, and looking at herself in the mirror with her puffed out collagen injected lips. She also breaks down, not once but TWICE, in episode four. Meltdown number one-- stylist tells her she looks like every other slut in Vegas. So cry about it-- oh she did. For people to take her more seriously she decides to get a haircut, and CRIES about it. She went from fake tit length to shoulder length. My guess is she forgot her morning cocktail of strong behavioral meds, vodka, Botox, and cocaine. Speaking of cocaine...
This brings me to my next favorite Kellie! She is a hot mess. Twice divorced, she decided she wants to start a dating service called "Dating Sucks." Bitter much? While starting this business she becomes closer to her mother and admits she has a eating disorder and a cocaine problem. Need attention much? If she has a eating disorder why is she a porker of the group? If she has a cocaine problem, why don't we see more Intervention style filming? I want to this this bitch doing lines and fucking men for money and drugs (which is basically what she did in her past two marriages). Anyway...her business is taking off and yadda.. yadda.. yadda... who cares.
This blog has nothing to do with me finding a talent, but who else can I vent my frustration to about my new sisters!
On a brighter note I found a talent! I am really good at....... hmmmm... lost my train of thought... I'm good at..... I guess that subject is to be continued.
OH WAIT! I'm good at procrastination.... I'll blog about that tomorrow....
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