Its been over a whole month since I've blogged...

....but in my defense I've been busy doing nothing. This blog was about finding my talent, well I figured it out... my talent is sitting on the couch watching Roseanne re-runs.. also drinking cocktails. I wonder if I can go on Americas got Talent. I have become the scene in the movie of the deadbeat grown-up that eats Fruity Pebbles in front of the TV and lives with their parents. In this movie, the deadbeat is usually a stoner, in real life I can't afford to smoke weed. My life has become that movie. My mom encourages me to do one productive thing a day (ONE!)... I don't know how she puts up with me. I'm a total bitch about too, I act surprised when she wants me to put my cereal bowl in the sink. Anywho.....

Here are some things I have been doing...

I have gone on a series of awkward dates. Turns out I am a total weird-o when it comes to dating. Basically, this bitch ain't got game. The first girl I dated, I will call her Bi-curious for attention, was....confused...to say the least. We hung out a few times and it was totally fine. I liked hanging out with her.. given there was no chemistry, but none the less a cool chick I could go to gay bars with. Sooo... I agreed to hit the bars with her and her friends.. which they were fun too (although guy #1 asked me if lesbians "fo real" scissor..) Fast Forward: Bi-Curious for attention after flirting with an old man and leaving with guy #1 for an hour.. (I was annoyed by this point)... So we go back to her friends apartment, to play drinking games.. I was stranded with no car and just wanted to be in my bed. It was 5:30 in the morning and I finally laid on the couch to catch some... and Bi-curious doesn't sleep on the couch but sleeps with guy #1 behind me on the floor and I got to hear them hump (not something you want to hear on your 4th date). So that was that. We didn't talk after that... until I get a text message weeks later "hey sorry we haven't talked.. just been going through some things." I didn't reply.. I don't date anyone who puts out after four dates and especially when its not me.

I have also been catching up on everything that has ever been on TV....

I recently started watching Gangland. What a great show. I'm thinking about starting a gang just so I can get on that show. My gang will be called "Ginger Avengers" we will shank everyone up that doesn't have red hair or isn't a ginger supporter. Our biggest feud will with organizations against David Caruso. FLGAGAFL... For Life Ginger Avengers, Ginger Avenger For Life.

I wish had more time to tell you about the things I'm not doing with my life, but I have a pool party to attend.

Peace Bitches!

-Hulia